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Little Johnny casts his vote A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Trump voters. Not really knowing what an Trump voter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again. Little Johnny said, ""Because I'm not an Trump voter."" The teacher asked, ""Why aren't you a fan of Donald Trump?"" Johnny said, ""Because I'm a Democrat."" The teacher asked him w

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A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage... Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him

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Q: Why are economists so rarely called out for being the wankers they are? A: Because they rely on ""the invisible hand"". And of course, there are the economist variants of the lightbulb joke, originating in a 1994 Wharton Journal, as later recapped in Forbes: Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb? A1: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself. A2: None. If it really needed changing, market forces would have caused it to happen. A3: None. If the gover

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