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Vermont Winters Government surveyors knocked on the door of a man who lived in Vermont near the border between Vermont and New Hampshire and asked if they could enter his land to survey the border. He said no problem. They came back later that day and said ""Sir, we've got some interesting news. You don't live in Vermont- you actually live in New Hampshire!"" The man breathed a huge sigh of relief, and said ""That is fantastic! I was getting sick of those long Vermont winters!""

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The concept of politics A little boy goes to his dad and asks, ""What is politics?"" Dad says, ""Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes

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The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, ''You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?'' The driver is understandably hesistant and says, ''I'm sorry, but I don't think I'm supposed to do that.'' But the pope persists, ''Please?'' The driver finally lets up. ''Oh, all right, I can't really say no to the pope.'' So the pope takes the wheel, and boy, is he a speed demon! He hits the gas and go

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When The Pope talks about politicians working together Representatives of different professions in a Christian country were debating which profession is the oldest. The medical doctor said: What was the first thing that God did with humans? He performed an operation he made Eve with Adam's rib. The medical profession is the oldest.' No, that is not true,' the architect said. The first thing he did was to build the world out of chaos. That's what architects do creating order out of chaos. We ar

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