Bernies Jokes

I donated $4 to Bernie's campaign I gave someone reddit gold.

Trump, Hillary and Sanders walk into a bar... Hillary: ""This rhetoric has gotten out of control. I want to make peace. First round's on me. Vodka sodas all around!"" They have a good time and finish their drinks. Bernie's up next. ""I'd like to buy a round but there's nothing Kosher here."" Trump, ""My bad.""

If Bernie Sanders is elected president, I want to spend a weekend at the White House and film it. I'll call it ""Weekend at Bernie's""

Don't Bullshit Your Mother Mrs. Rabin comes to visit her son Bernie for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Elaine. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Bernie's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Bernie and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Bernie volunteered, ""I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Elaine and I are just …

It's Only A Game? At the golf course one Sunday, Bernie's about to putt, when a funeral procession turns the corner just off the course and begins to roll by. Bernie straightens up from his putter, takes his hat off, and holds it over his heart. He stands there silently like that, facing the procession, until it passes. Then he bends over again and makes his putt.       "That was a very thoughtful gesture," a member of his foursome says to him as they walk towards the next tee. "You are one com…

If President Bernie Sanders were to die in office... And an elaborate homage to Weekend at Bernie's was undertaken to cover up that fact, he'd still have less strings than Hillary Clinton.

If President Bernie Sanders were to die in office... And an elaborate homage to Weekend at Bernie's was undertaken to cover up that fact

I donated $10 to Bernie's campaign Don't worry ladies

I donated $10 to Bernie's campaign Don't worry ladies, I also donated $7.80 to Hilary.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president? Weekend at Bernie's.

How do you know there's a Bernie Sanders fan at your door? Hillary Clinton knocked four minutes ago, but come on guys, no one expected Bernie to come second by so close!! This is a win for him!!! Now's not the time to give up hope!!!! We have to keep fighting!!!!!! Don't get discouraged!!!!!!! Political revolution isn't going to be easy!!!!!!!! I'm donating $4:00 to Bernie's campaign!!!!!!!! Match me, bro!!!!!!!!!