Elaine Jokes

Patty the Irishman was drinking at his favorite watering hole... When George the bartender looked up, ""Patty it's closing time, get yer ass home Elaine is going to have your head!"" ""Oh I know, I know."" Patty got up, and immediately fell down. He crawled to the door, pulled himself up on the handle and fell through the door to the sidewalk outside. He made it to a parking meter and pulled himself up again, the whole way home Patty kept falling and getting back up. He finally made it home, he …

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine

Don't Bullshit Your Mother Mrs. Rabin comes to visit her son Bernie for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Elaine. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Bernie's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Bernie and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Bernie volunteered, ""I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Elaine and I are just …

Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents Al and Elaine for days. Finally Elaine talked Jordan's reluctant father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got into the car and left. ""So how was it?"" Elaine asked when they returned home. ""Great"" Little Jordan replied. ""Did you and your father have a good time?"" asked Elaine. ""Yeah Daddy especially liked it"" exclaimed Jordan excitedly ""especially when one of the animals came racing home at 30 to 1!""

The difference between men and women Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie