If Bernie Sanders is elected president, I want to spend a weekend at the White House and film it. I'll call it ""Weekend at Bernie's""

Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar... Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar on Christmas Eve. Bernie Sanders says "Hello, can I have a drink?" and gets a drink. Donald Trump walks up to the bartender and says "Merry Christmas, can I have a drink? By the way, bartender, you are extremely ugly. I f***ing hate you. You're also bald. I hope that you die soon. When I become president I will make sure to deport ugly and bald people like you." The entire bar looks in…

Why won't Bernie Sanders win the rational election? Because he's two radical.

How do you know there's a Bernie Sanders fan at your door? Hillary Clinton knocked four minutes ago, but come on guys, no one expected Bernie to come second by so close!! This is a win for him!!! Now's not the time to give up hope!!!! We have to keep fighting!!!!!! Don't get discouraged!!!!!!! Political revolution isn't going to be easy!!!!!!!! I'm donating $4:00 to Bernie's campaign!!!!!!!! Match me, bro!!!!!!!!!