Liberal Democrat A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. ""Because I'm not a liberal Democrat."" ""…

Little Johnny was about to go home from school but before his class was dismissed, his 2nd grade teacher said,""I'm going to teach you guys about the government next class, so for homework I want you to ask your parents about the government."" When Johnny got home, he went up to his father and asked him,"" Daddy, what's the government?"" His father said,""Look at it this way son. Our house is the United States of America, and I'm the president, your mother is Congress, the maid is the working cl…

Career day A teacher asks her students to discuss what their dads do for a living. Mary raises her hand first and says, ""My dad's a lawyer for the government. He puts the bad guys in jail."" Jack puts his hand up next and says, ""My dad's a doctor. He makes sick people better."" Eventually, all the kids take their turn except Jim. The teacher asks him, ""What does your dad do?"" Jim replies, ""My dad's dead."" The teacher is taken aback. ""I'm sorry to hear that, Jim. What did he do before he d…

A teacher tells her students to make a sentence using the words ""cheese"" and ""liver""... The White kid responds, ""Last night my mother made a Cheese and Liver sandwich. It was delicious."" The Black kid responds, ""Last night my Dad told my Mom to go get groceries. When she came back without the Government cheese, he punched her in the liver."" The Mexican kid responds, ""Last night some vatos tried looking up my sisters skirt. So I tell them, HEY LIVER ALONE! CHEESE MY SISTER!""