Peter Jokes

Peter loves to drink at the local bar but his wife disapproves of this.

A woman arrives at the pearly gates and meets Peter.... Peter says right this way. As they start to go the woman hears a whizzing noise like a drill and a blood curdling scream.

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates.... .....St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said

Importance of a name Peter decided to go skiing with his buddy

Harley Davidson creator dies and meets God The Creator of Harley Davidson dies and meets St Peter at the pearly gates. Peter asks him

Peter and his luck. Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist .

What's Peter pans favourite fast food restaurant? Wendy's

A man dies and goes to heaven. A man dies and gets to the gates of heaven. Peter stops him and says ""Heavens a bit full

Peter loved Tractors. A story. When Peter was about 4 years old

My favorite Jesus joke Jesus had just been crucified and a crowd was gathering near the cross. Among the crowd was Peter

Two spiders are at another spiders funeral. ""Peter was the most gentle spider I ever knew. He wouldn't hurt a fly."

And the Lord said to Peter 'Come forth and receive eternal life' Peter came fifth and won a toaster.

Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he Neverlands

The last time I saw my friend Peter he was counting. ""75 76

A man died and... A man died and went up to the Pearly Gates to stand before Saint Peter. Peter told him

3 gay guys are discussing what to do with their dead lover's ashes... The first guy says that Peter would have wanted to have his ashes spread in the forest because he was such a down to earth person.

An engineer dies and is arriving at the Pearly Gates... An engineer dies and is arriving at the Pearly Gates. He comes up to Peter and Peter looks in his book but can't find the engineer's name. Peter said to the engineer ""Unfortunately

I actually heard a joke the other day about an alternate ending to the movie Hook where Captain Hook wins the duel and sends Peter back to London in a body bag. It's a good joke

Two guys meet at a bar. ""My wife ran off with my best friend Peter..."" ""Oh no

Two brothers are lost in the woods... They are both tired and hungry. One was Peter

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game? Because Peter denied him three times.

Three nuns die and go to heaven... [NSFW] .. Peter welcomes them at the gate and says:

And so Jesus said unto Peter ""Come forth and win yourself eternal glory""

Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands

And Jesus said unto Peter "Come forth and you shall receive eternal glory""