Wendys Jokes

Pretty sure the lead actress from 'Precious' has a twin sister who works at every Wendy's I've ever been to

"See you tomorrow"? I do NOT go to Wendy's every day, Wendy's Lady. Check yourself.

I thought my roommate was a good person but he just threw away a box of unfinished Wendy's chicken nuggets.

I have always been suspicious of Wendy's hamburgers because they are square; much unlike the round hamburgers one finds in nature.

Just started a new diet where I order Wendy's salad and then eat all my kids' fries.

With a stolen credit card, who WOULDN'T go straight to Wendy's to get 2 Double Stacks and a small Sprite? So thanks for asking for ID, lady.

What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Wendy's

Welcome to Wendy's, Where our credit card numbers are always fresh! Never frozen.

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows? Wendy's is never frozen.

I Like Long Walks on the Beach until the LSD wears off and it turns out I'm dragging a mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot

Lol Q: What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant? A: Wendy's!

I heard you like Wendy's?.... When DEEZ nuts in your mouth!

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MISSING HER SHE SAID SHE DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, THEN I WON 300,00 DOLLARS AND NOW SHE WANTS ME......I GAVE HER A DOLLAR AND TOLD HER WENDY'S IS OPEN.....LOL

Do You Like Wendy's? Well you're not gonna like it Wendy's nuts are bouncing off your chin.

Chuck Norris once went through the Wendy's drive thru and ordered a Big Mac .......and got one.

Rejected Slogans For Fast Food Restaurants McDonald's: Still The Best Choice When You Haven't Got Time for Anything Better! Starbucks: Now with 0.9% Financing on a Tall Frappucino! KFC: Open to Suggestions on Keeping the Word ""Fried"" Out of Our Name. Burger King: Ask for it Your Way and Get it Any Way We Make it. Jack-in-the-Box: We put the dot in E.Coli ! Wendy's: Hey, if Dave Didn't Care About His Cholesterol, Why Should You? Taco Bell: Working Around the Clock to Invent New Ways to Combine …

Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common? A: They were both cooked by a guy named ""Dave"".

True encounter at Wendys About two decades ago, a lady in central CA claimed to have found a severed finger in her Wendy’s chili. Her scam was eventually revealed in court, iirc. What I did in Albuquerque the week following the news of the chili finger, was to ask the Wendy’s drive thru clerk for extra fingers in my chili, being the smart-ass that I am. Without any hesitation whatsoever, the order-taker came back with, “sorry sir, that’s only in our California stores”.

Where is Peter Pans favourite place to eat out? Wendy’s

What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out? Wendy's

What's Peter pans favourite fast food restaurant? Wendy's

Where does Peter Pan like to eat out? Wendy's.

Do you like Wendy's? Reply: Yes! Answer: you like it when deez nuts in yo face

What happened to Wendy from Wendy's? "The Baconator"