Wendy Jokes

KNOCK KNOCK Who's there, Howard, Howard who? Howard you wanna suck these nuts. Also works with: Wendy you wanna suck these nuts Jorge come suck these nuts

100 year old twins In a retirement home two elderly twins had their 100th birthday so the local newspaper sent a photographer so he can do a photo session. The twins where named Wendy and Bertha, Wendy heard well while Bertha had a hearing problem. When the photographer arrived at the retirement home he told them to sit on the sofa ""what's he's saying "" said Bertha ""we need to sit on the sofa"" replied Wendy, so they sit ""I need you to sit closer "" said the photographer ""what's he's saying…

A joke I made up What happened to wendy on her way to neverland? She peed her pants (read out loud)

A man loves his wife so much That he decides to get her name tattooed on his shaft. When they arrived in the Caribbean for their honeymoon to Jamaica he goes to the Tattoo Parlor and tells the artist he wants the name ""Wendy"" tattooed on to his magic stick. The deed is done and feeling well enough to go out for dinner they decided to head out. After a while the man needed to use the restroom. So he went to the rest room and began to urinate into the first of two open urinals. When another man …

Knock Knock funny Knock Knock Who's There? Ahmed Ahmed who? Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you. Knock Knock Who's There? Daisy! Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin Knock Knock Who's There? Wendy! Wendy who? Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall. Knock Knock Who's There? Britney Spears! Britney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's There? Oops I did it again

Little Johnny nsfw One day, the teacher asked her first grade class what part of the body did they think would go to heaven first when they died. Little Johnny's hand went up first but the teacher was afraid to pick him, because he was always embarassing her. She looked around and saw little Matt with his hand up. She picked him. Matt said he belived the brain would go first, because it controlled the body. Little Johnny still had his hand up but the teacher picked Wendy. Wendy said the heart wo…

So an American businessman and a Jamaican travel guide both walk into a bathroom... An American businessman and a Jamaican travel guide both walk into a bathroom. They step up to the urinals next to each other and undo their trousers. The Jamaican man happens to glance over to his side while going about his business and catches a glimpse of the American man's member. He notices a familiar tattoo on it that reads "WY". The Jamaican forces himself to say something, seeing as he too has a tattoo o…

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook? She Peedherpants

What happened to Wendy from Wendy's? "The Baconator"

How did Wendy die? The baconator

Little Johnny came into the house for dinner after playing with his little friend Wendy. His parents asked him what he had been doing all afternoon. He said: "I played football for a while and then I proposed to Wendy." His parents thought that was really sweet and, not wishing to make fun of him, went along with the idea. His father said: "But, Johnny, you know being married is an expensive business. How are you going to manage?" "Well," said Johnny, "with the $5 I get each week from you and th…