Bertha Jokes

A photo caption in the paper this am "Bertha the ostrich take a break." A break from what? Ostriching?

"on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart." If walmart had tour guides.

100 year old twins In a retirement home two elderly twins had their 100th birthday so the local newspaper sent a photographer so he can do a photo session. The twins where named Wendy and Bertha, Wendy heard well while Bertha had a hearing problem. When the photographer arrived at the retirement home he told them to sit on the sofa ""what's he's saying "" said Bertha ""we need to sit on the sofa"" replied Wendy, so they sit ""I need you to sit closer "" said the photographer ""what's he's saying…

New cowboy boots Fred bought himself a new pair of cowboy boots that he had always wanted. He left them on after trying them on at the store. Upon arriving home, he walked in and said to Bertha "notice anything different". "nope" Frustrated, Fred left the room and stripped down, leaving on nothing but his cowboy boots. He walked back to Bertha and said "NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT NOW" Bertha replied "Nope, it's hanging now, was hanging this morning, and will be hanging again tomorrow" Fred …