PETER PIPER: honey i picked another peck of pickled peppers WIFE: [motioning to pantry already full of peppers] peter literally what the fu

Rejected Disney Movie Titles: 1) Find My Fish Son 2) A Shit Ton Of Spotted Dogs 3) Peter Pot 4) Pretty Lady & Big Foot Face 5) It's Cold

If I learned anything from Peter Pan, it's that I can leave my dog to watch my kids while I go out and party.

Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old.