Old Joke I Can't Remember I read a joke on here about 6 months ago about a girl who was going to Prom but realized she didn't have any tampons. So a fairy gave her a tampon, telling her at the stroke of midnight the tampon would turn into a pumpkin and get bigger and bigger. So the girl goes to Prom and the fairy awaits her return at midnight. However, the clock strikes 12 and the girl is not back yet, so the fairy wonders what could possibly have gone wrong. It gets later and later into the nig…