So a blonde goes to a lying competition... The goal of the competition is to tell the most convincing, outrageous lie. The blonde thinks for days and days over what lie she is going to tell but she is never able to come up with a good one. On the day of the competition, she walks up on stage, still lacking a good lie. She reaches for the microphone, grasping for any idea, and stares at the crowd. ""hmm, let me think about this"", she mutters to herself. The crowd breaks into cheers and applause,…