Beach He Jokes

A man found a magical bottle on a beach... He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a Genie. ""I will grant you three wishes,"" said the Genie. ""But there's a catch."" The man was ecstatic. ""What catch?"" he asked. The Genie replied, ""Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive DOUBLE what you asked for."" ""Well, I can live with that! No problem!"" replied the elated man. ""What is your first wish?"" asked the Genie. ""Well, I've always wanted a Ferrari! "" POOF! A Fe…

A man is walking down the beach He see's a sign that says, ""$50 blow job, while singing"". He scratches his head and decides, what the heck. So he goes in, there is this pretty attractive woman, so he puts down his $50. She starts giving him an amazing blow job and right in the middle, she pipes up with this incredible singing voice. The man leaves and goes home. Later that night, he just can't figure out what's happening. So he goes back the next day and puts his $50 down. She turns off the li…

I saw Adam Sandler at the beach He said he went there for the SAND