Adam Sandler Jokes

"Can I get you to-" YES! "Great! Here it-" I'LL DO IT! "Don't you want to-" MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO... - Adam Sandler being handed a script

In many ways Trump presidency is like one of your stupider Adam Sandler movies. Basically stupid, but sometimes funny. Ridiculous premise.

My Christian friend asked 4 proof there is no God.nnI pointed out Adam Sandler is a multimillionaire movie starnnNow my friend's an atheist

He's Fat! He's Skinny! Two Brothers, TOO FUNNY! Adam Sandler AND Adam Sandler in "Bud is Thicker than Walter!"

Dear white people: you stop Adam Sandler from making movies and we'll stop Eddie Murphy.

I hope the next Adam Sandler movie has a wacky grandpa who uses "bae" all the time so you guys will stop thinking its funny

My walk of shame is when i'm going home from an Adam Sandler movie.

An Adam Sandler movie marathon is more difficult than a real marathon.

Does Adam Sandler know that he's allowed to turn down movie roles?

Press 1 for English. Press 2 for Spanish. Press 3 for Spanglish with Adam Sandler. Press 4 for Gibberish with Flava Fav. Press # for ham.

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day? I want to know her secret

Adam Sandler would have the most kills. His jokes are all dead

You either die a Chris Farley or live long enough to see yourself become an Adam Sandler.

I've seen so many Adam Sandler films... it's not even funny.

How do you make a good movie better add Adam Sandler

A Christmas joke for my Jewish friend. With christmas we only get One night of presents. But with Hanukkah, it's like Adam Sandler says... Eight Crazy nights. and do you know why they Need Eight Crazy nights? cuz that's how long it takes. to conspire to kill jesus. http://youtu.be/tYjTmLU-n6k

Adam Sandler walks into a shoe shop ""I'll take the sandals please""

I saw Adam Sandler at the beach He said he went there for the SAND

If Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dennis Dugan are in a plane and the plane crashes, who will survive? American comedy films.

What is the Great Saiyaman's favorite Adam Sandler movie? You Don't Mess with the Gohan