A lawyer and a blonde are on a plane It's a long international flight, so about half way through the lawyer is really bored. Being a smart guy he figures he'll have some fun with the blond lady sitting next to him. ""Let's play a game"" he says. ""No, I just want to sleep."" She replies, and turns over. Being persistent, the lawyer continues, ""it's a really fun game. I ask you a question and if you can't get it right, you pay me $5 dollars. You ask me a question and I can't get it right, I'll pay you $500."" This catches the blonde's attention, so she agrees to play. ""Alright, I'll go first. What is the distance from the earth to the moon?"" The blonde thinks for a second, sighs a sigh of defeat, reaches into her pocket and hands the lawyer $5. ""Alright, your turn"" he says. ""What goes up a hill with 2 legs and comes down with 4?"" The lawyer thinks for a minute. He realizes he has no idea, but isn't going to be stumped by some blonde lady on a plane. He gets out of his seat and makes his way over to a group of lawyers he knows are on the plane. None of them know either. He asks a stewardess, and once again no luck. After exhausting his resources, which takes about an hour, he returns to his seat where he finds the blonde sleeping. He wakes her up and hands her $500. She promptly puts the $500 in her pocket, rolls over and goes back to sleep. ""Hey!"" Yells the lawyer. ""What goes up a hill with 2 legs and comes down with 4?!"" The blonde rolls over, lets out a sign of defeat and hands the lawyer $5.