A blind man walks into a bar... ...and finds a vacant seat and proceeds to order a beer. As he sips his first drink of his nice cold beer she says to the bartender, ""Do you want to hear a joke, it is a really funny blond joke I just heard?"" The bartender looks at the blind man and replies, ""Sir, since you are blind I will kindly do you the service of letting you know that I myself am blond, the woman next to you is blond and is a triathlon athlete, and the three women sitting right behind you are also blond. One is a cop, one is a lawyer, and one is a MMA fighter."" The blind man sips his beer again and lets out a sigh and says, ""Well hell I don't want to have to tell this joke 10 times so forget about it.""