So, This Blind Guy Walks Into a Bar... And takes a seat in front of the bartender. ""Would you like to here a great blonde joke?"" He asks. The bartender leans in close and says, ""Well, the priest and rabbi to your right are blonde. The two cheerleaders to your left are blonde and, to top it all off, I'M blonde. You still want to tell that joke buddy?"" The blind guy takes a moment to think about it and says ""Nah. I'd rather not have to explain it five times.""