A blind man walks into a bar... ...and finds a vacant seat and proceeds to order a beer. As he sips his first drink of his nice cold beer she says to the bartender, ""Do you want to hear a joke, it is a really funny blond joke I just heard?"" The bartender looks at the blind man and replies, ""Sir, since you are blind I will kindly do you the service of letting you know that I myself am blond, the woman next to you is blond and is a triathlon athlete, and the three women sitting right behind you…

A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are

A blonde walks into a bar... and asks the bartender to lineup 7 shots. He does, and then the blonde takes the 1st shot and dumps it on the floor. Then the blonde picks up the last shot, and does the same. The bartender, peeved that he has to mop it up, asks indignantly, ""What the hell?! Why did you do that?"" The blonde replies, ""Well, the first one always tastes like shit, and the last one always makes me sick!""

A guy walks in to a bar... A guy walks in to a bar and tells everyone he has the best joke ever. Everyone tunes in. ""So a blonde, a jew, a priest, a black guy, a banana, and a clown walk in to a bar. They talk about how they are always the butt of jokes. They all drink together, bond, and feel a bit better about themselves. It's closing time. The jew and the priest share a cab, because the Jew won't pay and the priest will forgive him. The blonde goes home with the black guy... cuz you know ;).…