Second Prisoner Jokes

Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. ""Any last requests?"" asked the jailer. ""Yes,"" replied one of the prisoners. ""I love music, so before I die could you play 'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley."" And the second prisoner said: ""Kill me first.""

Cannibals and Fruit This is almost certainly a repost, but I'm fairly new and it was one of my favorite jokes growing up, so I'm going for it. Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they had to take part in an ancient trial. If just one of them could pass, they'd all be set free, but if all three failed, they'd be killed and eaten. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.…

A prisoner was cleaning the walls in his cell with a flannel... ...when the prisoner in the next cell asked if he can use it. ""Sure,"" the first prisoner said and he gave him it. This struck up a conversation and the first prisoner asked, ""So how did you end up in here mate?"" ""Well,"" he replied, ""It's a funny story. I was low on cash and saw a guy walking down the street and mugged him. Stole his money and everything. The sad thing is though, he only had two pence, so basically I'm in here…

3 prisoners are to be executed by a firing squad The first one thinking of ways to escape shouted "EARTHQUAKE!" which caused everyone to panic and allowed the prisoner to escape. The second prisoner seeing what the first one did shouted "TORNADO!" which caused everyone to panic again and also allowed him to escape The third prisoner, knowing what the others did, frantically shouted "FIRE!"