I just bought a new house. And its causing a rift in my family. We just moved into the city, a relatively small city, near some historical landmarks, really deep downtown jnto almost hipster territory. Anyways, the house we moved into is some old religious art studio long since forgotten, with no more art to be seen of course. But its come with much more than we have bargained for. The city is constantly on our ass about what we can, and cannot renovate. Their main concern is this bible passage that sits printed on the floor. Some Catholic ""Apostle's Creed"" or something. Basically, we aren't good with contracts and our lawyer failed to mention to us the fact that the contract we signed states we aren't allowed to remove the floor or bible prayer/passage under any circumstances. And, I mean the thing is huge. It can be seen in every single room in the house, and its printed in huge, black font. Every single room in the house, even the bathroom. My wife, unfortunately, had not seen it yet. She was on a business trip in Japan. I was forced to break this terrible news to her over the phone. The conversation did not go well. ""Hey, honey. Its me, tittoast."" ""Hey sweetie."" ""I've got some bad news about the house. How close are you?"" ""Huh?"" ""How close are you to home? And what I was saying was that there was some bad news about the house."" ""Oh, heavens, what's the bad news? And, by the way, we're halfway there."" ""Oh, whoa. We're livin' on a prayer.""