A fat man decides to get in shape A man wants to lose weight, so he calls the number for ""GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS!"" that he finds on Google. A representative answers and explains: ""Yes sir, our program is guaranteed to work -- and we have both a basic program and an advanced program."" ""Let me try the basic program, for starters."" the man says. He gives his address, and is told that a trainer will be there within an hour. An hour later his doorbell rings. Standing there is a beautiful woman,…