[reeling in big fish and turns to friend] you got the net? "yes" ok, google how to get this thing in the boat

A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,""how do you drive this thing""

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.