[reeling in big fish and turns to friend] you got the net? "yes" ok, google how to get this thing in the boat

Give a man a fish... Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to google, he quits asking dumbass questions.

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

She has a coy pond. All the pretty fish swim away when you try to feed them.