Google Jokes

What happens when you call a Trump supporter xenophobic? They do a quick google search and then agree with you.

Google just called, they want to put a camera on your mom... ... they heard she makes it around the block faster than their street view cars.

Request: your best short Irish joke. Our band is playing a St Paddy's Day gig tonight and I'd love to have some funny Irish one-liners. A google search yielded nothing funny; whereas, you guys often do. Cheers!

What country has the loosest regulations on incest? Google was no help, any idea?

I searched your life up on google... ...it gave me an error 404

I'm not sure if the founder of such a notorious website such as 4chan should be working for Google... ... but I guess it's just a moot point

Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.? Girl: No-But why..? Boy: bcoz you have all the things I'm searching for....!

Pi day jokes I'm a tutor at a school and me and my students are having a Pi day celebration and we are having Pie and Pi trivia. I would appreciate it if you guys gave me some Pi or Pie related riddles. Please nothing about sir cumference or magnum pi or moon pi or cow pi. I need riddles that I can't find by doing a quick search on google. Something short, sweet, and hilarious. Give me as many as you can please an thank you. Edit: Or come up with a game based on Pi. Edit Again: I should probably…

International Womens Day Just heard Google's 'AI' division are programming their driverless cars with a womans intellect. That way the car will get a man to drive and there will be statistically less crashes of the Google driverless cars.

What do you use to search for anime in Google? Weabooleans

Considering Leonardo DiCaprio might win an Oscar tomorrow... 1. Leonardo DiCaprio? More like Leonardo NoOscaro. 2. Best actor category? More like the not Leo club. 3. I typed in 'Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar' into google and it said 'Did you mean if hell freezes over?' 4. I heard Leo thought he had won an Oscar for Inception, but then he realized he was just dreaming. 5. The only way Leo can win an Oscar is if Steve Harvey is hosting. Thanks for bearing through that, much like Leonardo DiCaprio had…

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun? My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Guy in wheelchair spotted on Google Earth lol

How does Google clean their facilities? They use Google Mops.

Step 1: Have Android phone - Step 2: Say ""Ok Google, what are people from Phoenix called?"" You're welcome

Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google

Google Jokes A few years back, I was browsing the internet and someone told me to google ""famous french victories"". So, being me I did it, and do you know what happened? You know the *did you mean* thing google does when you make a typing error? This is what it read - *Did you mean: Famous French Defeats?* ***(It doesn't do that anymore)*** I'm done.

My wife's inappropriate Christmas dinner joke Last night My wife and I were having Christmas dinner with her parents, grandparents, aunts/uncles, and a German neighbor who is a widow. We were talking about messing up while cooking meals and I mentioned the first time I cooked a turkey I cooked it upside down. The neighbor was incredulous that I could make such a mistake and asked how I could possibly do this when the breast would be round and make it difficult to get the turkey to not roll. My l…

How to get rich by stealing the internet 1. Go to the Google homepage. 2. Select everything on the screen. 3. Ctrl + X 4. Make a New Folder on your desktop. You can rename the folder to whatever you like. It won't affect the process. I name mine ""Muhahahahaha"" 5. Open the folder. 6. Ctrl + V 7. Wait for it to copy... 8. Call the authorities and ask for ""One million dollars!"" 9. Congratulations, you are now a millionaire. 10. Or in prison.

Is Google male or female? Female - it doesn't let you finish a sentence before correcting you and making a suggestion.

Need help making a joke. Four elements?? Have a pool party.......it was a blast! Im no chemist. This is all i could come up with. I tried to Google it. But realized what i was doing and then realized what all is going on in the world AND WHAT I WAS DOING!

When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi

Is Google male or female? Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Google Page 2 The best place to hide a dead body is Google Page2.

Google fiber mission statement Bringing you a more regular internet.