Google Jokes

Every time Beyonce types out her name, she has to google "Pokemon" and then copy/paste the "e".

i imagine the people who slaved for years perfecting the google search algorithm would be so mad knowing i mainly use it now for spellcheck

My Mom asked me to help her sign up to Twitter so I did and she's really enjoying Google Plus.

Google Docs went to Nepal over the summer, came back like "I'm Google DRIVE now," but we still called it Docs for the rest of college.

7: Dad what does this word mean Me: Bring me a dictionary *Smack up side the head Me: Now go google that shit

Alright white people, had to Google "totes" to find out what the hell it meant. I know one of you came up with it. Cut that shit out.

If I was a doctor I would scare my patients by pretending to go check google every time they asked me a question

I use Google Earth to see which yards have milkshakes.

You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about shit ....?

Just had to Google synonyms for the word creative. The irony is not lost on me.

Google search history: Marawana Marjawana Is there a j in marawana Wheat Wheat for smoking Free wheet

Why look something up on Google when you can ask the question on Facebook and let everyone know you're an idiot?

Today Mother phoned asked me what I was doing . I said I was on Google maps and looking at her house .She asked if I could see her waving .

Me: I know exactly what's wrong with me, Doctor. Dr: I told you no Google. You Googled, didn't you? Me: NO! Dr: <blink> Me: One TINY Google.

Hey Google, if I'm searching for "herpes symptoms" then no, no I'm not "feeling lucky."

Every so often I Google my name hoping someone stole my identity and made a better something out of myself.

Hear me out: Google Naps

I respect older people because they made it through school without Google OR Wikipedia.

If you do a Google Image search for the number '241543903', you will find out why the human race is so fantastic.

Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend.

Google just returned 3,250,000,000 results for my search. Cancel my afternoon appointments.

I want a girl who asks me to do things that I have to Google.

SACAJAWEA WAS THE ORIGINAL GOOGLE MAPS

When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all.

google glass is going to revolutionize the way america walks into oncoming traffic