Pick-up Line How 'bout you come to Myspace, so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo then Google all over your Facebook?

Life without you is like FACEBOOK without friends, YOUTUBE without videos and GOOGLE with no results...

I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more.

You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!