My Mom asked me to help her sign up to Twitter so I did and she's really enjoying Google Plus.

7: Dad what does this word mean Me: Bring me a dictionary *Smack up side the head Me: Now go google that shit

Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it.

[phone w/ son while in bank thats being robbed] in case this goes bad, go to google on the iPad and delete "can owls fly" before mom sees it