When Indiana Jones was a kid he had a collection of model trucks. He loved those trucks and he and the neighbour's kid would spend hours playing with them on a special table that was used only for Indy's trucks. They would set up elaborate dioramas on the 'truck table', adding to the displays whenever Indy came into possession of a new truck. Fast forward a few years and Indy was off fighting Nazis when there was a gas explosion at his house. The entire building was completely destroyed, inclu…

"Can you validate my parking?" "You parked beautifully. Your dad would be proud." *wipes away tears* "Thanks."

A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot.

Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor? Vet: I treat horses but maybe i can help M: My son broke his leg! V: Ok hang on. My rifle's in the truck