I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed.

The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control.

Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car.

My mother-in-law said that we should stay an extra day if it's too snowy to drive. SOMEONE LEND ME A SALT TRUCK.