Please pray for the private school kid whose dad drops him off in a 3-year-old car.

Peaty the Hilarious Clown A kid is deathly afraid of clowns. So for his birthday his parents hire ""Peaty the Hilarious"" a clown with amazing reviews on the internet to come perform for his birthday party. His parents hope that having an enjoyable clown will help him get over his fear of clowns. Peaty the Hilarious arrives 10 minutes late to a bunch of whiny kids and parents, gets out of his hilariously small car, marches right up to the birthday boy then growls at him and punches him in the fa…

Daddy calls home in the middle of a work day ""Hello?"" ""Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?"" ""No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Philip."" After a brief pause, Daddy says, ""But honey, you don't have an uncle Philip."" ""Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."" ***Brief Pause*** ""Uh, okay then honey, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy…

A 4-year-old kid was at school and his teacher told him that his homework was to learn the first four letters of the alphabet At home his mum was on the phone when he asked her what's the first letter of the alphabet so she said ""Shut up."" His dad was watching a football match when the kid asked him about the second letter of the alphabet so he said ""YES YES YES!!!"" because his favorite team had just scored. His brother was playing Bat-Man when the kid asked him what's the third letter of th…