Father O'Brien was driving home after lunch when a policeman pulled him over ... Father O'Brien was driving home after lunch when a policeman pulled him over. ""What have you been drinking?"" asked the cop. ""Only water,"" replied the priest. ""Then what's that next to you?"" said the policeman, pointing to the half-empty bottle of pinot noir in the passenger seat. ""Good Lord!"" said Father O'Brien. ""He's done it again!"" ^[[source]](http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/opedcolumnists/cheers_e…

An extremely racist white trucker is driving down the highway... An extremely racist white trucker is driving down the highway when he spots a priest walking down the shoulder with a gas can. The trucker pulls over and offers to give the priest a ride to the next gas station which is many miles ahead. The priest kindly accepts the offer and off they go. A few minutes later the trucker spots a black man, also walking on the shoulder. The trucker despises black people and decides that he is going …

Poor Boy A young boy is standing at the edge of a cliff, crying his eyes out. A Catholic priest happens to walks past and, seeing the boy, asks, ""Whats wrong, my child?"" ""My mother and father were in the car and it rolled off the cliff. It exploded and they died, and I have no way of getting home!"" The priest looks around and, as he's unbuttoning his pants, says ""This really isn't your day is it, my son?""

Otto Waalkes An insurance salesman is on his way to a remote farm when he sees a boy near the house. ""Hey, little fellow. I want to speak to your dad."" -""He was ran over by a tractor."" ""Oh... oh that's... that's terrible. Is your mom home?"" -""She was ran over by the tractor too."" ""Do you have any brothers, sisters, grandparents...?"" -""All killed by the tractor."" ""You're all alone then. What the hell do you do all day?"" -""I'm driving the tractor.""