Nepal Jokes

Google Docs went to Nepal over the summer, came back like "I'm Google DRIVE now," but we still called it Docs for the rest of college.

Yo Mama is so fat She provides shelter to the people in Nepal

With all the awful things happening in Nepal... you just have to wonder...what would Kathmandu?

Nepal Joke So Nepal got hit by two 7 magnitutde quakes so is it now 7/11?

""Yo man, what's shakin'?"" Nepal

I'm getting tired of all these Nepal jokes. Come on guys, shake things up.

A man walks into an ice cream shop and asks ""what's shaking?"" The cashier replies ""Nepal""

There's a silver lining for survivors of the Nepal earthquake... They felt the city breaking, And everybody was shaking, But they were stayin' alive. Stayin' alive.

Whats a Himalayan's favourite body part? a Nepal.....

Himalayan peach pie So there once was a man named Joe, who worked for a private investment company called Curo. So one day Joe's boss goes up to him and says, ""Joe. I need you to go visit our client in the Himalayas, they want to put a face to their product and you are just the man for the job."" ""The Himalayas? Wow, I would love to."" He said. So the next day Joe boards a plane to Nepal, and he arrives with a few days to spare. So he decides to go on a hike up the mountain, so he goes to this…

I enjoy rating countries on a 0-10 scale I give Nepal a solid 7.8. The score is so high, it's ground breaking

My Dad asked if I wanted to go on a mountain climbing trip with him in Nepal, I said, "Sher, pa"

Three construction workers dig up a strange old lamp at a job site A genie pops out and says, "Since you three found me at the same time, I will grant each of you one wish!" The first worker blurts out, "I want to live in a mansion on my own private island!" and POOF! he's gone, now laying back in a chaise longue in the Cayman Islands. The second worker thinks for a second and says, "I want to travel the world with the love of my life!" and POOF! he's gone, now backpacking in Nepal with a hot…

Catwoman don't know the capital of Nepal... but Kathmandu!

Next Battlefield map set in Nepal. It's made using groundbreaking technology.

I enjoy rating countries on a 0-10 scale I give Nepal a solid 7.8. The score is so high

Classic dad joke, but in bad taste So we were having a family dinner for the first time in a while. My mum was saying how terrible the situation in Nepal is, when my Dad says "it's nepalling isn't it?" I had a good laugh, feeling guilty after :(

Geeze, how's all the news in Nepal? It's really shaking me up!

What country makes the most milk? Nepal