Cayman Islands Jokes

Which tax haven is a daddy? The Cayman Islands

Why is Mitt Romney still hiding his tax returns? Top 5 guesses: 1. He filed all of his corporations as dependents- Because they're people too 2. He can't remember which house he left them in 3. He actually owns the Cayman Islands 4. He wrote off all of his $10k bet losses to Rick Perry as charitable deductions 5. His real name is actually ""Mittens""

Three construction workers dig up a strange old lamp at a job site A genie pops out and says, "Since you three found me at the same time, I will grant each of you one wish!" The first worker blurts out, "I want to live in a mansion on my own private island!" and POOF! he's gone, now laying back in a chaise longue in the Cayman Islands. The second worker thinks for a second and says, "I want to travel the world with the love of my life!" and POOF! he's gone, now backpacking in Nepal with a hot…