First Worker Jokes

Two workers and a managerial looking guy are walking down a park path with a shovel. Every 20 feet they stop, one worker digs a small hole in the ground, and the other one fills it back up, while the managerial dude watches on with a pencil and clipboard in hand. A bored passerby watches the trio do this for a half hour, and finally comes up to them and asks, ""Excuse me, what are you doing?"" The man with the clipboard barks back, ""Well, what does it look like we're doing?"" ""It looks like yo…

A Texan a bitch and a heifer A Texan comes to California to visit his friend's ranch. He overhears two workers talking, standing next to a cow and a dog. The first worker looks at the cow and absentmindedly says ""yup, she's one fat cow."" The next man is looking at the dog and says ""well, I've got one mean bitch"" The Texan looks at the animals and sees a skinny, emaciated cow and a tiny, docile looking dog. The Texan walks up to the men and arrogantly says, ""See, this is why Texas is better …

Always let your superior have the first say. Two construction workers and their supervisor are working in the middle of a hot summer day. Suddenly, a genie appears and says, ""Greetings! I have chosen you three to receive my gift! I will grant each of you one wish; choose wisely."" The first worker leaps up and says ""Enough with this shit hole! I wish I was relaxing my new wonderful beachfront home in the bahamas!"" and *-POOF-* he's gone. The second worker stands up, ""Wow! I'll take the same …

A white collar is watching two blue collars. While looking out of his window, Jack the IT guy sees two construction workers in the park. Both of them have shovels. Jack watches the first dig a hole about eight feet deep, three feet wide. After he's all done, the other worker proceeds to take all the soil the first worker dug up and replant it right afterwards. All in all, it takes about twenty minutes for the workers to finish their job. Afterwards, they move a few yards down... And do the exact…

Three construction workers were having lunch on a high rise.. The first worker opens up his lunchbox and says, are you kidding me? Another bologna sandwich! Every day its bologna! If I get another bologna sandwich i'm going to jump off this high rise! The second worker opens his lunch box and says, yeah i'm with you man I cant take anymore of this! The third worker says i'm with you guys. So the next day the three workers are all getting ready to eat lunch and they are all thinking about what th…

Three construction workers are sitting down to lunch... They each bring their lunches to to the top of the building. The first worker says, "Turkey, turkey, turkey. If I have turkey one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box and finds turkey, so he jumps to his death. The second worker says, "Tuna, tuna, tuna. If I have tuna one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box, finds he has tuna, and plummets to the bottom. The third wo…

A man is watching two council workers busy in a local park. One digs a hole, moves a couple of meters and digs another hole, and so on. The other worker follows the first, immediately filling in all the holes the first worker has dug. The man watching is furious, and approaches them saying, "I'm going to write to the council about this digging holes and filling them in right away, it's a disgrace." "Hang on," says one of the workers, "It's not our fault that Charlie's off sick." "Who's Charl…

A council worker is digging holes, while another worker immediately fills them in. A man is watching two council workers busy in a local park. One digs a hole, moves a couple of meters and digs another hole, and so on. The other worker follows the first, immediately filling in all the holes the first worker has dug. The man watching is furious, and approaches them saying, "I'm going to write to the council about this digging holes and filling them in right away, it's a disgrace." "Hang on,"…

Three construction workers dig up a strange old lamp at a job site A genie pops out and says, "Since you three found me at the same time, I will grant each of you one wish!" The first worker blurts out, "I want to live in a mansion on my own private island!" and POOF! he's gone, now laying back in a chaise longue in the Cayman Islands. The second worker thinks for a second and says, "I want to travel the world with the love of my life!" and POOF! he's gone, now backpacking in Nepal with a hot…