The Workers Jokes

A Texan a bitch and a heifer A Texan comes to California to visit his friend's ranch. He overhears two workers talking, standing next to a cow and a dog. The first worker looks at the cow and absentmindedly says ""yup, she's one fat cow."" The next man is looking at the dog and says ""well, I've got one mean bitch"" The Texan looks at the animals and sees a skinny, emaciated cow and a tiny, docile looking dog. The Texan walks up to the men and arrogantly says, ""See, this is why Texas is better …

Time is like a river You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a Bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions. I finally arriv…