Two workers and a managerial looking guy are walking down a park path with a shovel. Every 20 feet they stop, one worker digs a small hole in the ground, and the other one fills it back up, while the managerial dude watches on with a pencil and clipboard in hand. A bored passerby watches the trio do this for a half hour, and finally comes up to them and asks, ""Excuse me, what are you doing?"" The man with the clipboard barks back, ""Well, what does it look like we're doing?"" ""It looks like yo…

Three construction workers were having lunch on a high rise.. The first worker opens up his lunchbox and says, are you kidding me? Another bologna sandwich! Every day its bologna! If I get another bologna sandwich i'm going to jump off this high rise! The second worker opens his lunch box and says, yeah i'm with you man I cant take anymore of this! The third worker says i'm with you guys. So the next day the three workers are all getting ready to eat lunch and they are all thinking about what th…

Three construction workers are sitting down to lunch... They each bring their lunches to to the top of the building. The first worker says, "Turkey, turkey, turkey. If I have turkey one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box and finds turkey, so he jumps to his death. The second worker says, "Tuna, tuna, tuna. If I have tuna one more time, I'm gonna jump off of this building." He opens his lunch box, finds he has tuna, and plummets to the bottom. The third wo…

Three construction workers dig up a strange old lamp at a job site A genie pops out and says, "Since you three found me at the same time, I will grant each of you one wish!" The first worker blurts out, "I want to live in a mansion on my own private island!" and POOF! he's gone, now laying back in a chaise longue in the Cayman Islands. The second worker thinks for a second and says, "I want to travel the world with the love of my life!" and POOF! he's gone, now backpacking in Nepal with a hot…