Himalayan Mountains Jokes

The words on the arch [x-post /r/feghoot] I was travelling through the Himalayan mountains when I stumbled across a monastery. I was tired after a long day of travel, so I decided to enter in, and perhaps pay the monks for some food, and water, and a place to stay for the night. To my surprise, when they welcomed me in, they refused to take my money, and gave me all the food I could eat, all the wine I could drink, and the most comfortable bed I have ever rested on. When I awoke, my gear had bee…

Himalayan peach pie So there once was a man named Joe, who worked for a private investment company called Curo. So one day Joe's boss goes up to him and says, ""Joe. I need you to go visit our client in the Himalayas, they want to put a face to their product and you are just the man for the job."" ""The Himalayas? Wow, I would love to."" He said. So the next day Joe boards a plane to Nepal, and he arrives with a few days to spare. So he decides to go on a hike up the mountain, so he goes to this…