Baker Jokes

A man comes into a bakery and asks the baker ""Hey, I've come here a lot and really like your eclairs, what do you do that makes them so special?"" The baker tells him, and the man leaves, with a very confused look on his face. The next day, his wife comes in to the bakery outraged, and starts shouting at the baker ""Sir, what did you tell my husband about your eclairs that made him bake with his finest dress shoes on! He spilled the batter on them and now they're ruined!"" The baker looks at th…

Three young bakers walk into the bakery. Three young baked bakers walk into the bakery, seeking knowledge and wisdom. As they walk in, they smell the sweet aromas of freshly baked goods, as they were baking and becoming completely baked. They soon find the master chief baker, a blood member of the babeke tribe which is native to colorado. As they seek knowledge from the master baker, an argument breaks out. The first baked baker states, the vape is the best way to smoke. The second baker argues,…

Man walks into a bakery Says to the baker ""I'd like to buy a wasp please."" The baker says ""Sir, we don't sell wasps."" The man replies ""Well there's one in your shop window!""

A man goes to the bakery He walks up to the baker and says he really needs a cake, a cake with the letter B on it. The baker says okay, I'm very busy around this time of year, so come back in a few days and your cake will be ready. The guy leaves, comes back in a few days, and the baker says, ""Here you are! A cake with a B in it!"" The guy looks at it and says, ""Shit sorry I should have been more specific... I wanted a cake with a cursive B on it! I need a new one."" The baker looks a bit anno…

A Blonde Orders a Cake For her son's surprise birthday, a blonde calls the local bakery to order a cake. Baker: Hello there. Blonde: Hi, I'd like to order a Chocolate Cake for my son's birthday! Baker: Sure, what would you like the cake to say? The blonde, covers the phone to ask her husband. ""Honey, do we want a talking cake?""

A rabbit enters a bakery ... ... ""D'you had 100 pieces of buns?"" ""No we don't have that many,"" answers the baker. On the next day, the rabbit comes to the bakery again. ""D'you had 100 pieces of buns today?"" ""I'm sorry, no, we still don't have that many,"" the baker says. On the third day the baker is prepared when the rabbit enters and asks, ""Hello, d'you had 100 pieces of buns today?"" He answers: ""Yes, today we have that many!"" So the rabbit says: ""Den I'll take two!"" *Some histori…

The bakers A man walks into a bakers, points at something in the display and asks ""Is that a doughnut? or a meringue?"" The baker says ""No you're right it's a doughnut.""

An Eskimo walks into a bakery and orders an apple pie, a cherry pie and a blueberry pie. The baker says, ""sorry, we don't serve Eskimo pies here.""

Himalayan peach pie So there once was a man named Joe, who worked for a private investment company called Curo. So one day Joe's boss goes up to him and says, ""Joe. I need you to go visit our client in the Himalayas, they want to put a face to their product and you are just the man for the job."" ""The Himalayas? Wow, I would love to."" He said. So the next day Joe boards a plane to Nepal, and he arrives with a few days to spare. So he decides to go on a hike up the mountain, so he goes to this…

Guy walks into a bakery and sees a green loaf of bread and asks the baker how he made it Baker says ""Avocadough""