A man comes into a bakery and asks the baker ""Hey, I've come here a lot and really like your eclairs, what do you do that makes them so special?"" The baker tells him, and the man leaves, with a very confused look on his face. The next day, his wife comes in to the bakery outraged, and starts shouting at the baker ""Sir, what did you tell my husband about your eclairs that made him bake with his finest dress shoes on! He spilled the batter on them and now they're ruined!"" The baker looks at th…

Three young bakers walk into the bakery. Three young baked bakers walk into the bakery, seeking knowledge and wisdom. As they walk in, they smell the sweet aromas of freshly baked goods, as they were baking and becoming completely baked. They soon find the master chief baker, a blood member of the babeke tribe which is native to colorado. As they seek knowledge from the master baker, an argument breaks out. The first baked baker states, the vape is the best way to smoke. The second baker argues,…

Man walks into a bakery Says to the baker ""I'd like to buy a wasp please."" The baker says ""Sir, we don't sell wasps."" The man replies ""Well there's one in your shop window!""

A Blonde Orders a Cake For her son's surprise birthday, a blonde calls the local bakery to order a cake. Baker: Hello there. Blonde: Hi, I'd like to order a Chocolate Cake for my son's birthday! Baker: Sure, what would you like the cake to say? The blonde, covers the phone to ask her husband. ""Honey, do we want a talking cake?""