A man comes into a bakery and asks the baker ""Hey, I've come here a lot and really like your eclairs, what do you do that makes them so special?"" The baker tells him, and the man leaves, with a very confused look on his face. The next day, his wife comes in to the bakery outraged, and starts shouting at the baker ""Sir, what did you tell my husband about your eclairs that made him bake with his finest dress shoes on! He spilled the batter on them and now they're ruined!"" The baker looks at th…

Three young bakers walk into the bakery. Three young baked bakers walk into the bakery, seeking knowledge and wisdom. As they walk in, they smell the sweet aromas of freshly baked goods, as they were baking and becoming completely baked. They soon find the master chief baker, a blood member of the babeke tribe which is native to colorado. As they seek knowledge from the master baker, an argument breaks out. The first baked baker states, the vape is the best way to smoke. The second baker argues,…

Man walks into a bakery Says to the baker ""I'd like to buy a wasp please."" The baker says ""Sir, we don't sell wasps."" The man replies ""Well there's one in your shop window!""

A man goes to the bakery He walks up to the baker and says he really needs a cake, a cake with the letter B on it. The baker says okay, I'm very busy around this time of year, so come back in a few days and your cake will be ready. The guy leaves, comes back in a few days, and the baker says, ""Here you are! A cake with a B in it!"" The guy looks at it and says, ""Shit sorry I should have been more specific... I wanted a cake with a cursive B on it! I need a new one."" The baker looks a bit anno…