Eastern Germany Jokes

A rabbit enters a bakery ... ... ""D'you had 100 pieces of buns?"" ""No we don't have that many,"" answers the baker. On the next day, the rabbit comes to the bakery again. ""D'you had 100 pieces of buns today?"" ""I'm sorry, no, we still don't have that many,"" the baker says. On the third day the baker is prepared when the rabbit enters and asks, ""Hello, d'you had 100 pieces of buns today?"" He answers: ""Yes, today we have that many!"" So the rabbit says: ""Den I'll take two!"" *Some histori…

Old joke from former Eastern Germany: An archeology team was having trouble determining the age of human remains that they found deep in a cave, so they called in the best forensics teams from the CIA, KGB and the Stasi.... The CIA team goes in first with all their equipment and comes out about 4 hours later. "As far as we can determine, the remains are about 500,000 years old." Not to be outdone by the CIA, the KGB goes in and comes out about 8 hours later. "The remains are approximately 51…

Old joke from former Eastern Germany: An archeology team was having trouble determining the age of human remains that they found deep in a cave so they called in the best forensics teams from the CIA