Wikipedia Jokes

If you googled "blood libel" yesterday, you'd get a wikipedia link. Today you see Sarah Palin's face. I hope she says "bukkake" next.

I give new meaning to the word "awesome." At least I did when I changed the Wikipedia entry.

Human history is so awful, I think I'm just gonna teach my son the timeline of Star Trek off of Wikipedia and call it a day.

People who learned a bunch of stuff must've felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out.

I was the Wikipedia of my school. People expected me to help with their homework, but completely ignored my constant requests for money.

Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane

I'm getting to the age where I could be a cougar, but Wikipedia says cougars are "slender and agile" which pretty much rules that out.

Wife: He's always rewriting the past.. Therapist: is this true? Me: [doesn't hear because I'm typing 'Shrek killed Hitler' into Wikipedia]

Name your kid Basil and see what happens. BEST case scenario he spends hours a day updating Wikipedia.

Tried my hand at this whole 'cougar' business but I just don't like the taste of hikers. It's possible I read the wrong Wikipedia page.

I respect older people because they made it through school without Google OR Wikipedia.

On the Wikipedia page for List of Serial Killers by Number of Victims it says "This page is incomplete. You can help by expanding it." Omg.

[Who Wants to be a Millionaire] Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend? Host: What's your friend's name? Me: Wikipedia.

I'm enthralled by curling. No, not enthralled. What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia? That.

What do you mean I can't change the past? *logs on to Wikipedia*

It's better to plagiarize from Encarta than from Wikipedia, because people actually read Wikipedia.

When a celebrity dies, who's the helpful psychopath that immediately changes all the "is"s to "was"s on their Wikipedia page?

Kids these days have Wikipedia... When I was a kid, all I had was a drunk uncle.

Top 3 Wiki sites: 1. Wikipedia 2. Wikileaks 3. WikiwikiwikiSlimShady

Happy Teacher's day, Wikipedia.

[edits wikipedia so the facts i made up for my school paper work]

I Googled "James Earl Jones" to see whether or not he's alive and the Wikipedia link was purple from the other times I've done this.

Arguing with guy at the bar and he claimed Wikipedia was an unreliable source, suggesting instead that I listen to him, a drunk guy at a bar

*boss trying to relate to younger employees* "Excited for the weekend? I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"

Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory.