If you googled "blood libel" yesterday, you'd get a wikipedia link. Today you see Sarah Palin's face. I hope she says "bukkake" next.#Wikipedia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I give new meaning to the word "awesome." At least I did when I changed the Wikipedia entry.#Wikipedia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Human history is so awful, I think I'm just gonna teach my son the timeline of Star Trek off of Wikipedia and call it a day.#Wikipedia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
People who learned a bunch of stuff must've felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out.#Wikipedia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I was the Wikipedia of my school. People expected me to help with their homework, but completely ignored my constant requests for money.#Wikipedia#Money#School0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Per Wikipedia, there are two kinds of scorpions. One can sting and kill you like a spider, the other can sing and rock you like a hurricane#Wikipedia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm getting to the age where I could be a cougar, but Wikipedia says cougars are "slender and agile" which pretty much rules that out.#Wikipedia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife: He's always rewriting the past.. Therapist: is this true? Me: [doesn't hear because I'm typing 'Shrek killed Hitler' into Wikipedia]#Hitler#Wikipedia#Marriage#Doctor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Name your kid Basil and see what happens. BEST case scenario he spends hours a day updating Wikipedia.#Wikipedia#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Tried my hand at this whole 'cougar' business but I just don't like the taste of hikers. It's possible I read the wrong Wikipedia page.#Wikipedia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I respect older people because they made it through school without Google OR Wikipedia.#Google#Wikipedia#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
On the Wikipedia page for List of Serial Killers by Number of Victims it says "This page is incomplete. You can help by expanding it." Omg.#Wikipedia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Who Wants to be a Millionaire] Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend? Host: What's your friend's name? Me: Wikipedia.#Wikipedia#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm enthralled by curling. No, not enthralled. What's the word for interested in something, but not enough to look it up on Wikipedia? That.#Wikipedia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's better to plagiarize from Encarta than from Wikipedia, because people actually read Wikipedia.#Wikipedia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When a celebrity dies, who's the helpful psychopath that immediately changes all the "is"s to "was"s on their Wikipedia page?#Wikipedia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kids these days have Wikipedia... When I was a kid, all I had was a drunk uncle.#Wikipedia#Kids#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Top 3 Wiki sites: 1. Wikipedia 2. Wikileaks 3. WikiwikiwikiSlimShady#Wikipedia#Wikileaks#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[edits wikipedia so the facts i made up for my school paper work]#Wikipedia#School#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I Googled "James Earl Jones" to see whether or not he's alive and the Wikipedia link was purple from the other times I've done this.#Googled James Earl Jones#Wikipedia0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Arguing with guy at the bar and he claimed Wikipedia was an unreliable source, suggesting instead that I listen to him, a drunk guy at a bar#Wikipedia#Bar0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*boss trying to relate to younger employees* "Excited for the weekend? I know I'll be *looks down at Wikipedia print-out* Yoloing for sure!"#Wikipedia#Work0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory.#Wikipedia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp