In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts.

Scared the hell out of a stranger by sayin' "good morning" to 'em. That's a thing people used to do. Google it

Considering Leonardo DiCaprio might win an Oscar tomorrow... 1. Leonardo DiCaprio? More like Leonardo NoOscaro. 2. Best actor category? More like the not Leo club. 3. I typed in 'Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar' into google and it said 'Did you mean if hell freezes over?' 4. I heard Leo thought he had won an Oscar for Inception, but then he realized he was just dreaming. 5. The only way Leo can win an Oscar is if Steve Harvey is hosting. Thanks for bearing through that, much like Leonardo DiCaprio had…

20 Truths For Mature Humans http://nookbank.com/jokes 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to st…