Scared the hell out of a stranger by sayin' "good morning" to 'em. That's a thing people used to do. Google it#Google#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts.#Google#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box.#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Google+ is not a "ghost town", because a town filled with ghosts would actually be fun.#Google#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?#Religion#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp