Your father is so absent... When I Google searched him it returned: Error 404 Not found.#Google#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My Mom asked me to help her sign up to Twitter so I did and she's really enjoying Google Plus.#Twitter#Google#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
7: Dad what does this word mean Me: Bring me a dictionary *Smack up side the head Me: Now go google that shit#Google#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You can't find something? MOM!#Google#Facebook#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp