Before google, there were librarians. Here are some queries posed to the poor, suffering staff of public libraries: A woman wanted ""inspirational material on grass and lawns."" ""Who built the English Channel?"" ""Is there a full moon every night in Acapulco?"" ""Music suitable for a doll wedding to take place between a Shirley Temple doll and a teddy bear."" ""Can the New York Public Library recommend a good forger?""