Shirley Temple Jokes

Before google, there were librarians. Here are some queries posed to the poor, suffering staff of public libraries: A woman wanted ""inspirational material on grass and lawns."" ""Who built the English Channel?"" ""Is there a full moon every night in Acapulco?"" ""Music suitable for a doll wedding to take place between a Shirley Temple doll and a teddy bear."" ""Can the New York Public Library recommend a good forger?""

When I go to the bar I get a Lindsey Lohan. It's a Shirley Temple with a lot of coke

What do you call a laxative candy on a stick, being eaten by Shirley Temple? The good shit lollipop.

Bunny Wabbits A little girl steps into a pet shop, walks up to a sales associate, and says, ""I would wike to buy a wabbit, pwease.."" The woman takes one look at the little girl, and her heart melts. The child had big, bright eyes, a little button nose, pig tails - she's cuter than Shirley Temple. She scrunches down to the girl's eye level, and gushes: ""Weww, what kind of bunny wabbit would you wike? Do you want a white bunny, or a bwack bunny, or a bwown bunny, or maybe a cawwico bunny?"" ""G…

A dead man walks in to a bar The dead man orders a grateful dead. A grateful dead walk in to a bar. He orders a Shirley Temple. Shirley Temple walks in to a bar. She orders a Vodka Soda. Vodka Soda walks in to a bar. It orders a lime. A lime walks in to a bar. The bouncer gets fired for letting the whole lime in!

Bob Saget walks in to a bar. .. He joyfully exclaims to the bartender ""Tonight I'm celebrating the first successful test of my time machine! Give me a virgin Shirley Temple!"" The bartender looks confused and says ""but mister Saget, a Shirley Temple is always a virgin."" Bob Saget winks and says, ""Not anymore.""