An old man is at passport control in Paris He is going through his bag for his passport. The woman on passport control asks him 'Have you visited France before?'#Paris#France0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A man in France tried to rob a bank using underwear as a mask... ...the cops put him in jail right after a quick debriefing.#France#Money0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do they do with the bikes at the end of the Tour de France? They recycle them.#France#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
The President of Brazil France and United States share a flight around the world#France#United States#Politics0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
TIL of a reality show where the goal is to do as much drugs as possible without dying or getting caught. It's called the Tour de France.#France0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why are there so many rivers in France? Water takes the path of least resistance#France#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
3 spies from England France and Italy were sent to the USSR.#England#France#Italy#Ussr0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Who won the original Tour De France? The 7th Panzer division#France#Panzer Division#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Two germans visit France in the early 50s Two germans are visiting Paris in the early 50s. They want to order drinks#France#Paris0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Germany say to France after conquering Poland? Europe next.#Germany#France#Poland#Europe+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
An English soldier has returned from the frontlines in France As the soldier gets on the train to London#France#London#Military0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why are there so many rivers in France? Because water follows the path of least resistance.#France#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A German was going to a trip in France... He reached passport control and the officer asked:#France#Police0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the queen? Murdered in a tunnel in France.#Prince Charles#France#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
There was a man in France who used to drive a train for a living... There was a man in France who drove a train for a living.#France0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
There was a boy named Mohammad who went to school in France... (Warning: Offensive) Mohammad entered his school classroom.#Mohammad#France#School0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world. While the international version ends with Rey and Luke#Luke#France0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
TIL the American flag on the moon is now bleached completely white by the sun so historians and/or other species would never know it was America that first landed on the moon They'll think it was France#America#France0🔗 ShareWhatsApp