The French government announced after the London bombings that it had raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling its military.

I see London. I see France. This is a very comprehensive Atlas.

Eaten so many blue cheese stuffed olives today that it feels like France and Greece are waging a war for land in my intestines.

France declared war on al Qaida yesterday. Thank God, for someone needed to teach the terrorists how to surrender.